Five Impossible Things Before Breakfast

Yes, I know it’s 2pm, and past lunchtime, but I skipped breakfast this morning so technically it’s still before breakfast:P

If you’ve seen the new (ish) Alice In Wonderland, you’ll understand the concept. Every day, Alice thinks of five impossible things. So. Here we go.

1. I will not arrive at boarding school with a big box of books.
2. I won’t mention Doctor Who in this post.
3. Drop bears actually exist.
4. The world will end this year.
5. My friend Terry will have a pet dalek by the end of next week (he may, however, have destroyed the world by then by creating a paradox though)

There we go. 5 impossible things, which was actually a little bit hard for me, because I tend to believe that nothing is impossible.

I’m a fantasy writer, don’t judge me.